My favorite pirate joke is “why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet? Because they spend years at c” not because it’s THAT funny but because it’s a relatively simple joke that nobody ive told it to has ever correctly guessed the punchline for because they all think it’s gonna be a joke about arrrr
Another classic is
“Why couldn’t the pirates play cards? Because the captain was standing on the deck!”
For more hilarious pirate jokes like these go to google and type pirate jokes into the search bar and click search
I always do “what’s a pirates favorite letter?” and everyone responds “arrrr” as ya do but I always reply “nay it be the C”
im both “the replies too quick” kinda person and the “never replies” kinda person
god i’m not even through one episode of paranormal home inspectors and it rules, this lady thought she was being haunted by the wails of the restless dead but she was just listening to raccoons fuck in her attic
psychic: these are hieroglyphics… the spirits are trying to communicate…
home inspector: you put new paint over old paint and now the old paint is bleeding through, that’s why you’re not supposed to do that
homeowner: my daughter’s room is always cold… cold like the dead…
home inspector: you put furniture on top of her heating vent
business owner: i got locked in the bathroom even though the door has no lock
home inspector: it has a lock. the lock is right there. on the knob.
Hi i have just binged four episodes and would like to report that BRIAN, CERTIFIED HOME INSPECTOR is my new hero for life
BRIAN
diseases in english are like “oh you have conjungitivitistittis. :)”
german meanwhile is like “you have hurty tummy syndrome :////”
going to a doctor in english: my esophagus seems to be inflamed and my trachea is itchy
going to a doctor in german: uwu dokteur, my eat-tube and breathe-tube are hurty :[[
dokteur: ahhh, yes, that is the eat-tube-and-breathe-tube-itchy-hurty-syndrome, here have some ibuprofen
“i need to go see the otolaryngologist”
“oh you mean the throat-noses-ears-doctor?”
birth control vs. antibabypillen
getting a ride 2 tge hospital in an ambulance vs. getting a ride 2 the sickhouse in a sickwagon
English speakers: I have a concussion
Germans: I have a B R A I N V I B R A T I O N
Oh, I’ve been waiting for a post like this cause I love this:
Over the last few months, I watched a streamer play Danganronpa V3: Killing Harmony.
As fanart for them, I made sprites out of all 16 of the students.
Now, all of them are on this blog
adventure time presents
Yes! I’ve needed a fucken, big ass collection of these. I want a couple on shirts, and what have you
In my grandparents’ time, it was believed that spirits existed everywhere… in trees, rivers, insects, wells, anything… I like the idea that we should all treasure everything because spirits might exist there, and we should treasure everything because there is a kind of life to everything. — Hayao Miyazaki.
scenery in SPIRITED AWAY / 千と千尋の神隠し
2001 | dir. Hayao Miyazaki / 宮崎 駿
impostors should be able to read ghost chat. imagine how much more fun it'd be to go "who killed my friend? ):" and see them shouting at you from beyond the grave
they should also be able to see the ghosts
I already enjoy haunting imposters that kill me but could you imagine being chased around the ship by angry souls who can do nothing more that slightly inconvenience you and shout at you
hamlet
October 10, 2019Mental Health day.
A very simplified version of a very serious, very complex matter.
#pascalcampion
On the 50th Anniversary of Scooby-Doo let us celebrate the musical group of goddesses known as the Hex Girls (x)
